We Cited Ourselves in the Standard Model
The departments so absurdly funded and decorated they treat the Nobel Prize as participation swag. Faculty office doors have more laureates behind them than most countries have ever produced, and the undergrads are quietly co-authoring papers that will outlive the reader. You will not sleep, you will not feel adequate, and you will, regrettably, learn more physics than is medically advisable.
| # ▲ | University | Location | Degrees | Accept | SAT | Male/Female | Intl | Earnings | ROI | Employ | ||
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| 1 |
MIT
Cambridge,
MA
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Cambridge, MA | 49 | 5% | 59% / 41% | 16% | $126,258 | 99 | 90% | — |
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| 2 |
Caltech
Pasadena,
CA
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Pasadena, CA | 24 | 4% | 75% / 25% | 17% | $107,847 | 96 | — | — |
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| 3 |
Stanford
Palo Alto,
CA
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Palo Alto, CA | 24 | 4% | 63% / 38% | 8% | $100,489 | 93 | — | — |
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| 4 |
Harvard
Cambridge,
MA
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Cambridge, MA | 66 | 3% | 62% / 38% | 24% | $101,739 | 94 | — | — |
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| 5 |
Princeton
Princeton,
NJ
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Princeton, NJ | 30 | 4% | 57% / 43% | 13% | $100,377 | 94 | — | — |
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| 6 |
U. of California, Berkeley
Berkeley,
CA
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Berkeley, CA | 121 | 11% | 72% / 28% | 14% | $92,594 | 94 | 90% | — |
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| 7 |
Cornell
Ithaca,
NY
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Ithaca, NY | 39 | 8% | 72% / 28% | 15% | $113,023 | 96 | 96% | — |
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| 8 |
U. of Chicago
Chicago,
IL
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Chicago, IL | 78 | 5% | 64% / 36% | 23% | $94,921 | 88 | 87% | — |
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| 9 |
U. of Illinois Urbana-Champaign
Champaign,
IL
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Champaign, IL | 161 | 37% | 72% / 20% | 23% | $73,578 | 78 | 86% | — |
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| 10 |
U. of California, Santa Barbara
Santa Barbara,
CA
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Santa Barbara, CA | 138 | 38% | 75% / 25% | 38% | $104,149 | 97 | 89% | — |
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| 11 |
Yale
New Haven,
CT
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New Haven, CT | 42 | 4% | 57% / 43% | 17% | $99,771 | 91 | — | — |
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| 12 |
Johns Hopkins
Baltimore,
MD
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Baltimore, MD | 19 | 6% | 74% / 26% | 32% | $107,776 | 96 | — | — |
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| 13 |
Columbia
New York,
NY
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New York, NY | 49 | 4% | 63% / 37% | 20% | $96,139 | 90 | — | — |
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The Atom Whisperers
AMO & Quantum. They cool atoms to a billionth of a degree above absolute zero and then act surprised when their funding does the same. Home of Bose-Einstein condensates, atomic clocks that won't lose a second before the heat death of the universe, and quantum computers that work great as long as nobody breathes near them. If your physics doesn't require a laser, a vacuum, and a NIST badge, these people consider it a craft project.
| # ▲ | University | Location | Degrees | Accept | SAT | Male/Female | Intl | Earnings | ROI | Employ | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
U. of Colorado Boulder
Boulder,
CO
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Boulder, CO | 118 | 71% | 73% / 27% | 13% | $65,619 | 64 | 91% | — |
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| 2 |
U. of Maryland, College Park
College Park,
MD
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College Park, MD | 80 | 45% | 71% / 29% | 9% | $98,536 | 96 | 97% | — |
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| 3 |
U. of Wisconsin - Madison
Madison,
WI
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Madison, WI | 53 | 41% | 70% / 30% | 15% | $68,591 | 68 | 97% | — |
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Our Labs Have Labs (The Experimentalists)
These are the hyper-funded research behemoths where undergrads play with billion-dollar particle accelerators before breakfast. You will be absolutely crushed by the workload, but your name might end up on a Nobel-winning paper before you can legally drink. Equipped with custom particle colliders, massive cryostats, and an electricity bill that rivals a small European nation. These departments love getting their hands dirty with subatomic smashing and condensed matter physics. If you don't enjoy fixing an ultra-high-vacuum pump at 3 AM in a cleanroom suit, the door is right there.
| # ▲ | University | Location | Degrees | Accept | SAT | Male/Female | Intl | Earnings | ROI | Employ | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Carnegie Mellon
Pittsburgh,
PA
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Pittsburgh, PA | 28 | 11% | 82% / 18% | 11% | $107,644 | 96 | — | — |
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| 2 |
UCLA
Los Angeles,
CA
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Los Angeles, CA | 111 | 9% | 73% / 27% | 20% | $81,658 | 85 | 91% | — |
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| 3 |
U. of California, San Diego
La Jolla,
CA
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La Jolla, CA | 78 | 29% | 73% / 27% | 24% | $84,560 | 86 | 80% | — |
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| 4 |
U. of Texas at Austin
Austin,
TX
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Austin, TX | 120 | 22% | 76% / 24% | 13% | $85,992 | 85 | 87% | — |
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| 5 |
U. of Washington
Seattle,
WA
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Seattle, WA | 103 | 42% | 71% / 29% | 17% | $82,109 | 88 | 88% | — |
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| 6 |
U. of Notre Dame
Notre Dame,
IN
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Notre Dame, IN | 26 | 9% | 62% / 38% | 4% | $87,228 | 81 | 100% | — |
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| 7 |
Michigan State
East Lansing,
MI
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East Lansing, MI | 72 | 83% | 76% / 24% | 8% | $64,478 | 52 | 93% | — |
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| 8 |
Texas A&M University - College Station
College Station,
TX
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College Station, TX | 35 | 52% | 83% / 17% | 6% | $90,969 | 93 | 100% | — |
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| 9 |
U. of Florida
Gainesville,
FL
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Gainesville, FL | 64 | 23% | 72% / 28% | 3% | $72,046 | 83 | 89% | — |
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| 10 |
Florida State
Tallahassee,
FL
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Tallahassee, FL | 15 | 20% | 73% / 27% | 13% | $76,659 | 90 | 100% | — |
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| 11 |
Indiana
Bloomington,
IN
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Bloomington, IN | 19 | 76% | 89% / 11% | 0% | $72,541 | 75 | — | — |
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| 12 |
Iowa State
Ames,
IA
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Ames, IA | 9 | 85% | 89% / 11% | 0% | $72,509 | 81 | — | — |
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| 13 |
U. of California, Davis
Davis,
CA
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Davis, CA | 42 | 44% | 71% / 29% | 31% | $80,618 | 84 | 94% | — |
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The Cosmic Voyeurs (Astrophysics & Astronomy)
Blessed with mountaintop observatories and a professional excuse to stare at the sky and call it work. They spend half their time writing Python scripts to model galaxies that died before Earth existed, and the other half refreshing the mountaintop weather forecast in despair.
| # ▲ | University | Location | Degrees | Accept | SAT | Male/Female | Intl | Earnings | ROI | Employ | ||
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| 1 |
U. of California, Santa Cruz
Santa Cruz,
CA
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Santa Cruz, CA | 136 | 73% | 63% / 38% | 5% | $58,505 | 45 | 88% | — |
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| 2 |
U. of Hawaii at Manoa
Honolulu,
HI
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Honolulu, HI | 14 | 88% | 71% / 29% | 7% | $67,985 | 78 | — | — |
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| 3 |
Arizona State
Tempe,
AZ
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Tempe, AZ | 37 | 88% | 76% / 24% | 11% | $73,544 | 83 | 83% | — |
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| 4 |
U. of Arizona
Tucson,
AZ
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Tucson, AZ | 62 | 85% | 76% / 24% | 21% | $90,902 | 93 | 100% | — |
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| 5 |
Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University - Daytona Beach
Daytona Beach,
FL
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Daytona Beach, FL | 29 | 72% | 41% / 59% | 7% | $76,850 | 82 | — | — |
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The Photonics Pioneers
They control the physical properties of light to build the infrastructure of the 21st century. If it involves a laser, a fiber-optic cable, a medical imaging device, or the lithography tools that print microchips, they built it.
| # ▲ | University | Location | Degrees | Accept | SAT | Male/Female | Intl | Earnings | ROI | Employ | ||
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| 1 |
U. of Rochester
Rochester,
NY
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Rochester, NY | 43 | 41% | 65% / 35% | 30% | $90,268 | 86 | — | — |
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| 2 |
U. of Central Florida
Orlando,
FL
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Orlando, FL | 34 | 43% | 65% / 35% | 9% | $80,948 | 92 | 94% | — |
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| 3 |
U. of Arizona
Tucson,
AZ
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Tucson, AZ | 62 | 85% | 76% / 24% | 21% | $90,902 | 93 | 100% | — |
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Pen, Paper, and Existential Dread (Theory)
You will not find a single wrench here. These departments prefer the pristine safety of chalkboards, supercomputers, and string theory equations that may never be tested by any conceivable experiment. You'll exit with a profound understanding of the universe's fabric, zero practical skills for the physical world, and a strong tailwind toward a $400k Wall Street quant job you'll pretend to feel conflicted about.
| # ▲ | University | Location | Degrees | Accept | SAT | Male/Female | Intl | Earnings | ROI | Employ | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Stony Brook
Stony Brook,
NY
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Stony Brook, NY | 59 | 48% | 83% / 17% | 24% | $83,271 | 91 | 87% | — |
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| 2 |
Rutgers University - New Brunswick
New Brunswick,
NJ
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New Brunswick, NJ | 49 | 68% | 69% / 31% | 20% | $87,013 | 93 | 100% | — |
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| 3 |
Brown
Providence,
RI
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Providence, RI | 33 | 5% | 73% / 27% | 15% | $108,167 | 95 | — | — |
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| 4 |
Dartmouth
Hanover,
NH
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Hanover, NH | 12 | 6% | 33% / 67% | 25% | $101,684 | 93 | — | — |
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| 5 |
Boston University
Boston,
MA
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Boston, MA | 37 | 11% | 62% / 38% | 22% | $79,063 | 73 | — | — |
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| 6 |
New York University
New York,
NY
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New York, NY | — | 9% | — | — | — | — | — | — |
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| 7 |
Tufts
Medford,
MA
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Medford, MA | 9 | 10% | 44% / 56% | 22% | $93,312 | 88 | — | — |
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| 8 |
Boston College
Chestnut Hill,
MA
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Chestnut Hill, MA | 3 | 13% | 100% / 0% | 33% | $93,259 | 88 | — | — |
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| 9 |
Brandeis
Waltham,
MA
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Waltham, MA | 11 | 45% | 100% / 0% | 18% | $78,743 | 74 | — | — |
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| 10 |
William & Mary
Williamsburg,
VA
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Williamsburg, VA | 32 | 34% | 63% / 38% | 3% | $76,306 | 78 | 100% | — |
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The Heavyweight Builders (Applied Physics)
The massive state flagships and elite private giants where applied physics isn't just a major—it's an industrial pipeline. They have the funding to run their own semiconductor fabs and aerospace labs. These are the people who take a beautiful equation and rudely ask it to survive contact with a fabrication lab.
| # ▲ | University | Location | Degrees | Accept | SAT | Male/Female | Intl | Earnings | ROI | Employ | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
U. of Michigan - Ann Arbor
Ann Arbor,
MI
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Ann Arbor, MI | 56 | 16% | 68% / 32% | 16% | $77,492 | 69 | 96% | — |
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| 2 |
Georgia Tech
Atlanta,
GA
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Atlanta, GA | 58 | 13% | 79% / 21% | 21% | $81,584 | 88 | 94% | — |
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| 3 |
Purdue
West Lafayette,
IN
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West Lafayette, IN | 45 | 43% | 78% / 22% | 18% | $66,155 | 72 | 95% | — |
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| 4 |
Northwestern
Evanston,
IL
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Evanston, IL | 17 | 7% | 65% / 35% | 18% | $109,588 | 96 | — | — |
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| 5 |
Rice
Houston,
TX
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Houston, TX | 17 | 8% | 53% / 47% | 29% | $91,352 | 86 | — | — |
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| 6 |
Pennsylvania State
University Park,
PA
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University Park, PA | 95 | 55% | 85% / 15% | 19% | $60,489 | 54 | 89% | — |
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| 7 |
Ohio State
Columbus,
OH
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Columbus, OH | 55 | 49% | 75% / 25% | 15% | $78,325 | 82 | 95% | — |
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The Industrial Alchemists (Specialized Tech & Polytechnics)
The hyper-focused tech schools where the pure theorists fear to tread. These students are directly feeding the defense industry, semiconductor fabs, and mining conglomerates. They don't want to publish in Nature; they want to patent a drill bit or a microchip architecture and retire at 40.
| # ▲ | University | Location | Degrees | Accept | SAT | Male/Female | Intl | Earnings | ROI | Employ | ||
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| 1 |
Colorado School of Mines
Golden,
CO
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Golden, CO | — | 29% | — | — | — | — | — | — |
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| 2 |
Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute
Troy,
NY
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Troy, NY | 37 | 67% | 68% / 32% | 16% | $111,815 | 97 | 95% | — |
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| 3 |
Rochester Institute of Technology
Rochester,
NY
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Rochester, NY | 35 | 71% | 66% / 34% | 3% | $74,021 | 72 | 100% | — |
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| 4 |
Stevens Institute of Technology
Hoboken,
NJ
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Hoboken, NJ | 7 | 51% | 57% / 43% | 14% | $92,136 | 89 | — | — |
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| 5 |
Santa Clara
Santa Clara,
CA
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Santa Clara, CA | 3 | 48% | 67% / 33% | 33% | $86,218 | 85 | — | — |
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| 6 |
Illinois Institute of Technology
Chicago,
IL
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Chicago, IL | 11 | 66% | 73% / 27% | 9% | $75,791 | 76 | — | — |
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Biophysics, Soft Matter, and Interdisciplinary Physics
These physicists realized that living things are just incredibly complicated bags of water and thermodynamics. Anchored by massive, obscenely wealthy medical schools, these departments merge physics with biology to study protein folding, neural networks, and fluid dynamics. They are the only physicists who regularly talk to doctors—mostly to remind them that MRI stands for "Nuclear Magnetic Resonance Imaging".
| # ▲ | University | Location | Degrees | Accept | SAT | Male/Female | Intl | Earnings | ROI | Employ | ||
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| 1 |
U. of Pennsylvania
Philadelphia,
PA
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Philadelphia, PA | 46 | 5% | 70% / 30% | 24% | $98,912 | 92 | 100% | — |
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| 2 |
Duke
Durham,
NC
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Durham, NC | 10 | 5% | 70% / 30% | 10% | $95,767 | 87 | — | — |
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| 3 |
Vanderbilt
Nashville,
TN
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Nashville, TN | 6 | 4% | 67% / 33% | 0% | $98,720 | 91 | — | — |
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| 4 |
Washington University in St Louis
Saint Louis,
MO
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Saint Louis, MO | 14 | 12% | 79% / 21% | 7% | $91,755 | 85 | — | — |
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| 5 |
U. of Southern California
Los Angeles,
CA
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Los Angeles, CA | 25 | 12% | 72% / 28% | 12% | $85,519 | 81 | — | — |
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No Grad Students Hogging the Cryostat (Best Undergrad Experience)
Here the equipment exists for *you*, not for some seventh-year PhD student guarding it like a dragon. Tiny cohorts, professors who learn your name, and a suspiciously high rate of graduates who go on to out-publish people from schools ten times the size. You won't play with a billion-dollar collider, but you'll actually touch every instrument in the building — and your rec letters will be written by someone who genuinely remembers you.
| # ▲ | University | Location | Degrees | Accept | SAT | Male/Female | Intl | Earnings | ROI | Employ | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Harvey Mudd
Claremont,
CA
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Claremont, CA | 21 | 9% | 43% / 57% | 14% | $103,967 | 95 | — | — |
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| 2 |
Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Terre Haute,
IN
|
Terre Haute, IN | 4 | 77% | 75% / 25% | 0% | $90,186 | 87 | — | — |
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| 3 |
Kettering
Flint,
MI
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Flint, MI | 2 | 68% | 100% / 0% | 0% | $79,203 | 81 | — | — |
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| 4 |
Williams
Williamstown,
MA
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Williamstown, MA | 12 | 7% | 50% / 50% | 8% | $94,754 | 90 | — | — |
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| 5 |
Oregon State
Corvallis,
OR
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Corvallis, OR | 20 | 75% | 70% / 30% | 10% | $101,104 | 97 | 88% | — |
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| 6 |
Carleton
Northfield,
MN
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Northfield, MN | 19 | 22% | 58% / 42% | 11% | $82,684 | 77 | — | — |
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| 7 |
Pomona
Claremont,
CA
|
Claremont, CA | 17 | 7% | 59% / 41% | 6% | $89,936 | 88 | — | — |
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